Wrath of Session Zero

In “Wrath of Session Zero” you play as a group of RPG fanatics who have all agreed to play a cool new indie RPG from a recent trendy game jam. The only problem is that you all agreed you wanted to start playing today, and not one of you is ready with a full character sheet yet. 

Your goal is to step by step decipher a confusing character sheet using simple rules, then fill it out. The first one to fill out the character sheet wins - not the game, because you haven't even started that yet you're still on the session zero - but bragging rights for being first to make their character.