FIGHT EVERY SINGLE THING

FIGHT EVERY SINGLE THING is a one-page one-number one-shot RPG you and your Gamemaster (GM, or as used in the document, CoConspirator) agree to play in secret instead of a different, better RPG that the rest of your playgroup agreed to play.

This is not a nice game. It is inconsiderate of your friends' time and effort to invite them to play a game with you and then waste their time and effort on something silly like trying your very hardest to engage in combat with literally everything in your path. Generally I think the only real way to play this is to talk to a group you play RPGs with often, bring it up, clear it with everyone, then surprise it with them later on.  Basically any other way of playing is super mean.

I think it's really funny though.

Enjoy all your fights!